Fred Allen
Fred Allen
John Florence Sullivan, known professionally as Fred Allen, was an American comedian whose absurdist, topically-pointed radio program The Fred Allen Showmade him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the Golden Age of American radio...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionRadio Host
Date of Birth31 May 1894
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
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Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.
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During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
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A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
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I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
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