Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa
Frank Vincent Zappawas an American musician, songwriter, composer, record producer, actor and filmmaker. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa composed rock, jazz, jazz fusion, orchestral and musique concrète works, and produced almost all of the 60-plus albums that he released with his band the Mothers of Invention and as a solo artist. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGuitarist
Date of Birth21 December 1940
CityBaltimore, MD
CountryUnited States of America
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity
This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.
Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.
The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity
Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity
Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.