Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
funny humor airports
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
funny humor air
I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."
built develop establish fitness fun lifelong programs stage trying
We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.
course terribly thirties work
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.
It's the way I tell em, It's a cracker.
funny humor want
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
funny humor octopus
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."
funny humor men
There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."
funny girlfriend humor
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
funny humor homeless
The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?
funny humor pieces
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
funny humor differences
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
funny war father
My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
funny humor swimming
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."