Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz
Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitzis an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEssayist
Date of Birth27 October 1950
CityMorristown, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
good-food frenchmen
Frenchman: Germans with good food.
funny food bread
Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.
food people warning
While it is undeniably true that people love a surprise, it is equally true that they are seldom pleased to suddenly and without warning happen upon a series of prunes in what they took to be a normal loin of pork.
morning food snacks
Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in the morning. A raisin is always an appropriate snack.
food wine law
Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.
food cake white
White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.
food japan average
Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries.
food dinner-guests hot
Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot.
food apples dinner
Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.
food cutting vegetables
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
easter food vegetables
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
travel women food
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
life children food
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
life food animal
My favorite animal is steak.