Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Degeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003...
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 January 1958
CityMetairie, LA
hilarious oxygen credit
Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.
funny life hilarious
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
funny cute hilarious
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
funny hilarious running
Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.
inspirational funny hilarious
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
hilarious gay judging
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
inspirational funny hilarious
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
almost anne stuck wrote
Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gross, I tell you, when I think of how well we get along.
approval
I think I let go of the need for approval,
help
just help the way you can. It doesn't have to be money. It can be any way that you can.
emmys guess honored national point second time
I guess I don't have to point this out, that it's the second time I've hosted the Emmys after a national tragedy. And I just want to say that I'm honored because it's times like this that we really need laughter,
bit broke chisel easy hammer impersonal interact site trying web
I didn't want the Web site to be impersonal and I wanted to interact with people, ... The hammer and chisel bit was not as easy as it looks. We broke 137 monitors trying to get that done.
dog funny oh
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not
aunt entire four grabbed lost pictures
My aunt has lost everything, she has nothing. She grabbed four pictures out of her house. She's lost her entire life.