Earl Wilson
Earl Wilson
Harvey Earl Wilson, born Harvey Earl Wilson, was an American journalist, gossip columnist and author, perhaps best known for his 6-day a week nationally syndicated newspaper column, It Happened Last Night...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 May 1907
CountryUnited States of America
horse gambling gamble
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
doctors common helping
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
men wife want
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
law trying ten-commandments
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
guy pay kind
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
thinking age middle
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
play phones honest
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
sex women thinking
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
ease ability ill
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
success luck want
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
inspirational teenager ice-and-snow
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
women men sells
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
baseball motivational-sports games
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
biblical age way
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.