E. W. Howe
E. W. Howe
Edgar Watson Howe, sometimes referred to as E. W. Howe, was an American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He was perhaps best known for his magazine, E.W. Howe's Monthly. Howe was well traveled and known for his sharp wit in his editorials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth3 May 1853
CountryUnited States of America
marriage money men
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
funny-marriage circus advertising
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
marriage wedding husband
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
marriage men wife
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
marriage flirty regret
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
wise wisdom men
The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.
men talking america
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
men oatmeal diets
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
enemy should foe
A conquered foe should be watched.
smile mean adversity
No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it.
mean opinion telling-the-truth
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
god wonder lord
We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.
boys faces
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
singing church christianity
If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.