Dick Gregory

Dick Gregory
Richard Claxton "Dick" Gregoryis an American civil rights activist, social critic, writer, entrepreneur, and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 October 1932
CitySt. Louis, MO
CountryUnited States of America
mother milk coconuts
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.
mother father oneness
I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.
mother kings taught-us
Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf.
mom mother father
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.
christian mother jesus
My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
america black folks tolerate
We do not believe, had he been white, that he would be dead. And when we black folks say to America that we're not going to tolerate it, it's going to stop.
american-comedian riches torment
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
country believe thinking
I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don't have choices.
hell-hath-no-fury hell fury
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
inspirational dance war
And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
mean done advertising
You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
children white black
I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.'
thinking laughing people
I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.
comic humorists
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.