Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
florida hire people since
Since the bus, a lot of people go to Florida who wouldn't if they had to hire a driver.
burst people shame worse
It's a shame about the fish, it's a shame about the lake. But it'd be worse if it burst and people died.
people looks burgers
Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me.
thinking people catholic
I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.
smart people dumb
The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.
people leader coins
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
people guy mustache
The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.
funny humor people
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.
country fighting people
We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.
nuts people
Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.
airplane car people
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
book people mexican
Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.
government people drug
The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.
vegas people teeth
Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth.