Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
school law interesting
I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
thinking interesting rhyme
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.
writing interesting people
Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.
interesting marching-band would-be
REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.
thinking interesting people
If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.
interesting would-be ifs
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
interesting would-be bowling
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
bmw interesting car
It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
keys interesting trying
If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.
hate interesting stranger
To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
interesting adjectives size
Clothing sizes are weird, they go: small, medium, large and then extra large, extra extra large, extra extra extra large. Something happened at large, they just gave up. They were like, 'I'm not doing any more adjectives; you just keep putting extras on there.' We could do better than that: small, medium, large, whoa, easy, slow down, stop it, interesting, American.
interesting refrigerators magnet
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
asked met name trust women
I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
love punch structured
I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.