David Letterman

David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
husband two years
President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.
two president week
President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.
years two-year-olds three
Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.'
two-sides white america
The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.
two presidential hopeful
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential hopeful, boxed former heavyweight champion of the world Evander Holyfield for charity. It was a horrible moment when Romney bit off Holyfield's other ear.
names two giving
Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.
hands two iphone
Did you get the new iPhone yet? The iPhone that I have is outdated. It has two pieces and a hand crank.
wall phones two
I wish the iPhone people would design one that's black and has two pieces, and it plugs into the wall and you can pick one piece up and talk into it. I tell you, the whole time I had one of those old-fashioned plug-in phones, not once did I misplace it.
skills two worry
I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?
confused two keys
Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.
two strategy clean
Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul.
relationship thinking two
Two creative spirits in a relationship, I don't think that's the best way to go.
weekend two bigs
Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.
fighting two funeral
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.