Dave Barry
Dave Barry
David McAlister "Dave" Barryis a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 July 1947
CityArmonk, NY
CountryUnited States of America
god humorous next
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
god dirty kentucky
Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
god stupidity size
And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
god stupidity gold
Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
god lines paper
Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
god jobs laughing
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
god people stupidity
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
god writing stupidity
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
god ice stupidity
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
god country stupidity
Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.
god light stupidity
Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?
god water stupidity
Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
god children turkeys
Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
god appreciate stupidity
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.