Dave Attell
Dave Attell
Dave Attellis an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell. Born in Queens, New York, he grew up in Rockville Centre, New York with his cousins the Small family and now lives in New York City...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 January 1965
CityQueens, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Dave Attell quotes about
drunk littles pancakes
I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.
thinking drunk behind-you
Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.
book phones drunk
If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.
funny humor drunk
She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.
against call drunk gotta kids people
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
chicken combine eat
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
people
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
tvs
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
people television shows
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.
wanted
I never wanted to be famous.
type performers
I'm not like a performer type.
stars thinking
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
funny girlfriend discovery
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.