Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellanetais an American actor, voice actor, comedian, singer and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on the show, including Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby and Hans Moleman...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionVoice Actor
Date of Birth29 October 1957
CityOak Park, IL
CountryUnited States of America
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?
Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.