Craig Bruce
Craig Bruce
demand era europe feeling life nuclear people precious protesting reagan shown soviet weapons western wonder
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
mean substitute whenever word
The Optimist's Handbook, hint #12: Substitute the word 'challenge' whenever you mean to say 'problem.'
archives documents government identify national sell stop time trying whether
Certainly, auctioneers know how to identify government documents, but that does not always stop them from trying to sell them. What they don't know is whether these documents were part of the National Archives at one time or should be part of the National Archives.
animals caught nerve
Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth!
definition document government require requires web
It doesn't require the use of Web crawlers. It requires someone knowledgeable about the definition of what a government document is.
clicking invented whoever
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
listening
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
finished looked
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
difference genius inventing
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
Something is always simple until you try it.
ibm
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
anyone past school trust
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years
center
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
people
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.