Craig Bruce
Craig Bruce
against bother eradicate fighting hope war
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
achieving activists against chance credible funny protest social
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
mean substitute whenever word
The Optimist's Handbook, hint #12: Substitute the word 'challenge' whenever you mean to say 'problem.'
archives documents government identify national sell stop time trying whether
Certainly, auctioneers know how to identify government documents, but that does not always stop them from trying to sell them. What they don't know is whether these documents were part of the National Archives at one time or should be part of the National Archives.
animals caught nerve
Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth!
definition document government require requires web
It doesn't require the use of Web crawlers. It requires someone knowledgeable about the definition of what a government document is.
clicking invented whoever
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
listening
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
finished looked
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
difference genius inventing
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
Something is always simple until you try it.
ibm
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
anyone past school trust
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years
center
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.