Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Humorous host of Late Night talk and variety show who went on to host Conan on TBS.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth18 April 1963
CityBrookline, MA
CountryUnited States of America
three cost care
The three auto companies in the United States, they're all scrambling to come up with a plan, some way to reinvent themselves. Well this week Ford did its part. Ford unveiled a new hybrid, the Ford Fusion, which will get almost 40 miles to the gallon. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, and when asked how much it would cost, a spokesman for Ford said, '$25 billion.' They just want that money; they don't care. That's without mud flaps.
presidential doe three
In an interview, former vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan said he does not have a racist bone in his body. However, he admitted he has three sexist bones and his spine is homophobic.
couple weekend three
Over the weekend, former Enron executives Jeffrey Skilling and Rebecca Carter married each other during a huge ceremony in Houston. The happy couple is planning to honeymoon for three weeks in front of Congress.
daughter gun three
Michele Bachmann said she wants her three daughters to learn to shoot a gun. Mostly so they can put her campaign out of its misery.
country meet president
It's not every day I get to meet the president of a country.
care helped hurt impact sure
I'm not sure if I helped or hurt her. The important thing is just that I had an impact. I don't care what kind of impact it was.
army asked conceived confirmed contract fighting fire firm gave iraq lucrative president run spokesman vice war
The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'
thinking media people
I think in future people will take television in eyedrop form. All media will be in eyedrops.
kids ice-cream taught
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
baseball batting players repeat tougher
Baseball said it's instituting tougher steriod testing. For the 1st offense, players get a 10-game suspension. For repeat offenses, players will get a batting championship.
experience
The whole experience was surreal. It was a fevered dream.
character imitated persona slick
This cowardly, back-tracking, fast-talking, slick character, to me, is probably the most imitated character and persona that's in comedy.
american-entertainer bush clinton deal million signed
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.
hard laugh loud people time
If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people willthink you're drunk.