Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Humorous host of Late Night talk and variety show who went on to host Conan on TBS.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth18 April 1963
CityBrookline, MA
CountryUnited States of America
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Experts say it could take 80 days to drain all of the flood water out of New Orleans. When President Bush heard this he said, '80 days, that's half a vacation.'
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It's not every day I get to meet the president of a country.
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I'm not sure if I helped or hurt her. The important thing is just that I had an impact. I don't care what kind of impact it was.
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The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'
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I think in future people will take television in eyedrop form. All media will be in eyedrops.
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Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
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Baseball said it's instituting tougher steriod testing. For the 1st offense, players get a 10-game suspension. For repeat offenses, players will get a batting championship.
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The whole experience was surreal. It was a fevered dream.
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This cowardly, back-tracking, fast-talking, slick character, to me, is probably the most imitated character and persona that's in comedy.
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President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.
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If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people willthink you're drunk.
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California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being paranoid.
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They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.
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Earlier this week - this is crazy - the country's first marijuana cafe opened up, which not only sells medical marijuana, but also has a restaurant where customers can eat. In a related story, the recession is over.