Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley
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NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth5 May 1890
CountryUnited States of America
fun men motto
Man is unconquerable because he can make even his helplessness so entertaining. His motto seems to be "Even though He slay me, yet will I make fun of Him!
funny humor spices
The plural of spouse is spice.
funny crazy silly
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
funny life witty
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
funny fashion women
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
informal women
Informal is what women always say they're going to be and never are
accepted people violent yesterday
There is no squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.
great ideas income man whose
The unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure is too great for his income of ideas
bad mind silly
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.
graveyard handsome prophets twice
Prophets were twice stoned - first in anger; then, after their death, with a handsome slab in the graveyard
attain brain heart honesty madness men pain restrained
Poetry, men attain By subtler pain More flagrant in the brain - An honesty unfeigned, A heart unchained, A madness well restrained
preach sinner
Only the sinner has a right to preach
character hindrance simplicity subtlety
Simplicity of character is no hindrance to subtlety of intellect.
fake-people people enemy
The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.