Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore
thinking mind roulette
Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to.
love marriage thinking
Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell
thinking two hair
I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.
thinking
I think I'm what they call a never-was.
thinking imagination dreamer
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers, to look into the future in his imagination and see possibilities, and therefore survived to pass his genes on to the next generation.
brother thinking eight
People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.
beautiful thinking evil
...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.
men thinking weak-man
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
thinking inconsiderate thinker
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.
thinking doe mustard
I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it like a mustard seed?" "You don't know, do you? Doesn't seem at all like a mustard seed, does it? Now you see how we all feel when you liken things unto a mustard seed? Huh?
thinking vampire agree
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
thinking insanity enough
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
thinking keys insanity
If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.
thinking want prophet
You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's Syndrome. He said, "Well, I guess. Yeah, that's right.