Bobby Miller
Bobby Miller
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There are bigots everywhere you go, but they are conceived in the Bible belt of the United States, and simply migrate to other places.
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Europe is not a bright spot; it's all tangled up in its knickers with all that regulation.
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Homo sapiens Yuck You contemporary fools laugh at religious and political lies spewed by sociopaths, lies that tether you forever to poverty and mediocrity. Yet, when your ears come upon the truth, the facts of life, you hide your faces and cry, not able
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It is not possible for me to explain just how wonderful it is to see this house that George Exxon Bush and the moral majority built on the sand come toppling down.
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The 'American Way of life' is living on credit and pretending you're Bill Gates.
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Who is this Pat Condell? He's my friend. He likes his beer; He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.
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Those who advocate secularism and honestly want separation of church and state can't fully appreciate Christopher Hitchens now, but their cause will be without the very best friend it'll ever know after he's gone. It'll truly be a day for mourning.
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Democrats are the shoplifters of politics while the Republicans are seasoned professional bank robbers.
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While the parasite, Ariel Sharon, was talking about turning Palestinians into a pastrami sandwich, fate turned Sharon into a vegetable.
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Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find an open mind and I end up with a new friend, and at least on that day, I win.
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Two facts of life: You take advantage of the system or it will take advantage of you. Two: Jesus is the perfect bait when fishing for suckers.
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A lot of these Jesus women are neglected. They're red hot, and God bless them, they're some of the kinkiest beavers on the planet.
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The U.S. should print on its money, "In Guns We Trust" and use pictures of aircraft carriers, F-16 and tanks instead of politicians. But that would undermine the very foundation that hypocrisy stands on.
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A prison made of steel and stone I can endure, and have endured, but never could I survive being locked away in one with walls made of fear and ghost for guards.