Bob Hope

Bob Hope
Leslie Townes "Bob" Hope, KBE, KC*SG, KSS, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author. With a career spanning nearly 80 years, Hope appeared in over 70 films and shorts, including a series of "Road" movies also starring Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour. In addition to hosting the Academy Awards 19 times, he appeared in many stage productions and television roles and was the author of fourteen books. The song "Thanks for the Memory" is widely regarded...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1903
CityLondon, England
CountryUnited States of America
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.'
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
He plays just like a union man. He negotiates the final score.
You couldn't say anything negative about any of the Braves without Pearl getting greatly offended.
You can't say, 'We've got the biggest airport in the world' as a slogan,