Bill Maher
Bill Maher
William "Bill" Maher is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. As a television host, he is well known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher. Maher previously hosted a similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth20 January 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.
Why are the patriots the ones who don't want to spend money on trains?
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.
That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho.
When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea.
I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.
I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?
My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.
Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it came down to Prozak versus Marijuana, Prozak would lose.
When you hear a lobby called Partnership for a Drug-Free America, just remember - they do not want a drug free America. They want an America free of drugs that are their competitors.