Bill Maher
Bill Maher
William "Bill" Maher is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. As a television host, he is well known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher. Maher previously hosted a similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth20 January 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.
You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it.
All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!
You can't get saved if you don't play.
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
If nothing else, you'll understand that there's another use for silicone,
Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula.
Do you think it was appropriate that the president spoke while the important business of the O.J. trial was going on?
You want someone who's been able to help turn programs around.
I have determined that we have not made the progress we expected and that it is in the best interest of Canisius College and our men's basketball program that we seek new leadership.
Right, ... I'm helping Bush. My man. My main man.
I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.