Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.
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On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.
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You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
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Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.
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Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
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There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years.
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I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage.
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I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the networks from now on are going to be entertaining 13-year-old people, and that's what you see today.
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I'm here for a friend. I brought a couple of boxes of chocolate Jell-O.
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Every romance does not lead to sex.
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If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.
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Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time!