Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny notebook father
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
answering carried million mother paying threat wants watched
This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, paying them, answering their wants and needs. This was a real threat, and I wanted her mother to know what she was doing.
love luck authority
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
funny fathers-day children
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
fake geniuses house stupidity
We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
cut cute
You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.
afraid both greatest
We have many things in common, the greatest of which is that we are both afraid of the children.
according defend state
According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself.
bread found printed share
My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on the Internet. I am happy to share them. For this I was born.
bad love plain potato tastes
I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath.
accessible stories wonderful
There are times my stories become - what I feel - not only accessible to hearing me on television, but they make wonderful reading.
elevation four hear nobody obama people size
I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the elevation of the hill. All you hear people talk about is what he didn't do.
equality speaks terms volumes
I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent.
You come to my comedy show to be entertained.