Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
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You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.
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While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.
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I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
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A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
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There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.
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about these magical people with no jobs who live in apartments.
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I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
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Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.
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Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
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There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years.
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I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage.