Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
jobs funny-graduation pay
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
funny kids twelve
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
funny personality guy
I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
funny notebook father
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
love funny happiness
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
funny mother brother
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'
funny life wise
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
funny children humor
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
funny humor sun
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
funny god humor
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
funny humor men
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
funny reading humor
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
funny-love husband hands
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
funny art humor
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.