Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
running dad son
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read."
children dad men
My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.
appreciation children dad
It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.
beautiful dad cutting
The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go on forever and ever. They say what they have to say, and that's it. That was my grand dad. Some of the things he said stunned me, but his words were logical. I'll never forget them.
funny fathers-day dad
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
funny fathers-day dad
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
cleverness depends glass half whether
Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
commitment successful three union
The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
accepting happy thank trophy
Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.
customers food half people skinny steak
Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
black held jump men reason
There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years.
comedian confuse genius language richard understand wish
I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage.
executive major maybe network networks nine
I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the networks from now on are going to be entertaining 13-year-old people, and that's what you see today.
boxes brought chocolate couple
I'm here for a friend. I brought a couple of boxes of chocolate Jell-O.