Kurt Vonnegut Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo
Bob Parsons You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.
Billy Crystal I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.
Charlie Sheen I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
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