Famous Quotes & Sayings

Becca Fitzpatrick

She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Alexander the Great

O Athenians, what toil do I undergo to please you!

Orson Scott Card

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

Alexander Pope

For when success a lover's toil attends,Few ask, if fraud or force attain'd his ends

Colin Powell

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

Andy Warhol

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Aeschylus

Death hath a fairer fame than a life of toil.

Bob Dylan

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

Jack Kevorkian

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

Seth Green

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

Slash

I do all my interviews on the toilet.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to the toilet seat when she was seven. (Adron)

Sophocles

Success is the reward for toil.

Rainbow Rowell

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

Dean Smith

We've got uniforms pants, boots, t-shirts, underwear and toilet supplies,

Sandra Bullock

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

Samuel Johnson

Condemned to Hope's delusive mine, As on we toil from day to day, By sudden blasts or slow decline Our social comforts drop away.

Richard M. Nixon

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

Warren Buffett

Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure.

Jim Gaffigan

Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!

Horace

Nothing is achieved without toil.

Euripides

If there are none [gods], All our toil is without meaning.

Euripides

Toil, says the proverb, is the sire of fame.

Carolyn Heilbrun

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Cassandra Clare

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

Kristin Bauer van Straten

I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse.

Klaus Kinski

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.

J. K. Rowling

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil.

J. K. Rowling

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

J. K. Rowling

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

John Dryden

And all to leave, what with this toil he won, / To that unfeathered, two-legged thing, a son.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Much must he toil who serves the Immortal Gods.