Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Sedaris

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

Bo Burnham

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

Audrey Meadows

Fans always ask, What did the bedroom look like? All they ever saw was Alice or Ralph going in and out.

Arnold Bennett

Saw Washington Monument. Phallic. Appalling. A national catastrophe.

Deborah Harkness

You do angry. I just saw it. And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it.

Dennis Hopper

I wanted to be an actor. I decided when I was very young, when I first saw movies, that I wanted to be an actor.

Bill Murray

If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!', you'll find that no-one wants to talk to you.

Carol Leifer

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

Charlie Crist

I was a Republican, and I saw the activists and what they were doing; it was intolerable to me.

Bill Watterson

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Benjamin Franklin

Avarice and Happiness never saw each other, how then should they become acquainted?

Belle Boyd

Politically I did not like Mr. Lincoln for in him I saw the destroyer.

Barbra Streisand

It always gave me the creeps when I saw performers who desperately wanted the audience to like them. That's not what I'm about.

Arthur Golden

Here again, I saw life in all its noisy excitement passing me by.

Brian Wilson

I met Paul in 1967, Ringo in 1985, and I saw George Harrison in a nightclub somewhere in L. A. I never met John.

Bobby Knight

I was worried about losing until I looked down the floor and saw Dale Brown. Then I knew we had a chance.

Bob Dylan

I never saw myself as a folk singer.

Billy Crystal

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Bruce Springsteen

I didn't know if it would be a success-ful one, or what the stages would be, but I always saw myself as a lifetime musician and songwriter.

Brendan Fraser

I recently watched Peter Brook's Lord of the Flies, and it wasn't a favorite film. Then I saw the one that was made in 1990, which in my opinion didn't match up to the original.

Dennis Rodman

If I die young, everybody's going to say they saw it coming.

Craig Kilborn

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

Brian May

I really thought I was pretty good before I saw Hendrix, and then I thought: Yeah, not so good.

Edward Abbey

The most common form of terrorism in the U.S.A. is that carried on by bulldozers and chain saws.

Adam Smith

The world neither ever saw, nor ever will see, a perfectly fair lottery.

Jandy Nelson

In one split second I saw everything I could be, everything I want to be. And all that I'm not.

Carl Sandburg

The buffaloes are gone. And those who saw the buffaloes are gone.

Channing Tatum

I went down to Miami, and somebody saw me on the streets, and that's how I got into modeling.

It was when I saw Iggy Pop, that's what did it for me. That changed my life pretty much.

Arthur Schopenhauer

I constantly saw the false and the bad, and finally the absurd and the senseless, standing in universal admiration and honour.

David Foster Wallace

If Realism called it like it saw it, Metafiction simply called it as it saw itself seeing itself see it.

David Copperfield

I was a captive and a slave. I loved Dora Spenlow to distraction! She was more than human to me. She was a Fairy, a Sylph, I dont know what she was--anything that no one ever saw, and everything that everybody ever wanted.

Dale Carnegie

Your purpose is to make your audience see what you saw, hear what you heard, feel what you felt.