Chuck Palahniuk Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Michael Nutter If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.
Will Cuppy Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
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Chuck Palahniuk
Michael Nutter
Will Cuppy