Demetri Martin What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
Ben Stiller Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Janet Evanovich The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.
Joan Rivers My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
Triple H You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!
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Demetri Martin
Ben Stiller
Janet Evanovich
Joan Rivers
Triple H