Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Alan Kulwicki

It's basically the same, just darker.

Chad Knaus

Drive it like you stole it, homie.

Bobby Unser

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

Kevin Harvick

NASCAR should pay for the development of the car of the future.

Joe Nemechek

NASCAR is just trying to do whatever they can to keep the series under control,

Helio Castroneves

I tell you, if we would be like NASCAR - have bumpers - for sure I would have won the race. But this is not NASCAR.

Henry Ford

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

The NASCAR officials are there to react if something does happen,

Greg Biffle

I've had some success there in all three NASCAR Series and we're taking the car that we won with in the spring,

Jesse Ventura

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

Murray Walker

There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher.

Helio Castroneves

It was just not enough. If we were like NASCAR and had bumpers, I'm sure I would have won the race.

It's always been this NASCAR vs. Curley thing,

Jimmy Fallon

Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending an hour or two not having the slightest interest in what the other is saying.

Mario Andretti

The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.

Rick Santorum

NASCAR and the Daytona 500 are about as American as you can get.

Roger Staubach

If NASCAR racing gets any more exciting, I may not be able to stand it.