Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Burr

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Channing Tatum

I've loved Kevin McDonald's movies for a while and it was an amazing experience because he really wanted to do something different. It was by far one of the hardest things I've ever done, to wake up every single day and know that you're going to be freezing cold and wet, every single day, 10 times a day, and there's no getting away from it.

Conan O'Brien

McDonald's released a new video showing how it makes their Chicken McNuggets. Apparently it turns out that McNuggets aren't made out of chicken. They're made out of people who ask too many questions.

David Blaine

I was obsessed with the idea of fasting and isolation.

Alex Kapranos

I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.

Alice Waters

Food should be cheap, and labor should be cheap, and everything should be the same no matter where you go; whether it's a McDonald's in Germany or one in California, it should be the same. And this message is destroying cultures around the world. Needless to say, agriculture goes with it.

Andy Cohen

McDonalds used to be my favorite place to eat, until my metabolism changed in my late 30s. Before that, I would have no hesitation about walking into McDonalds and getting two cheeseburgers and fries and enjoying every last bite.

Billy Connolly

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.

Billy Connolly

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

Bruce Dickinson

I guess that the salary that they get when they are working with me is, like, it beats working at McDonalds, so it has got some things going for it.

Brandy Norwood

I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much.

Beyonce Knowles

The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.

Derrick Rose

McDonald's is over with. But chips and candy and stuff, it's going to be hard to get away from that.

Ed Westwick

I can pretty much live without fast food. I haven't eaten McDonald's in so long, but it's okay.

Bryan Fuller

If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life.

Bob Hope

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

Chelsea Handler

Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.

Douglas Wilson

I want to get the point across that you may not have money to give to a charity, whether that is Ronald McDonald House or Broadway Cares or DIFFA, but you can help RAISE money or give your time and talents.

John Stamos

I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

Snoop Dogg

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Where am I? (Nick) Hospital. (Kyrian) Really? No kidding? And here I thought I was at McDonald’s. (Nick)

Randy Johnson

A lot of heavyweights, with the exception of a few Eastern Europe fighters, they really look like being a heavyweight is just like, who can eat the most Pizza Hut and McDonalds.

James Franco

All I know is that when I needed McDonald's , McDonald’s was there for me.

John Ralston Saul

McDonald's is the ultimate symbol of passive conformity.

Susan Beth Pfeffer

I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.

Shania Twain

I enjoyed working at McDonald's.

Scarlett Johansson

I don't go to McDonald's anymore. After I saw Super Size Me... no way!

Tucker Max

We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.

Taylor Lautner

The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours. At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth. Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible. I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body fat at the time was only, like, 7.5%.

Steven Wright

I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

Steven Barnes

Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.

T-Pain

I used to sit in front of McDonald's and ask people for dollars to get me a cheeseburger. It was bad.

Rachel True

Sometimes I wonder why I'm not working at McDonald's and how come I have the life I have. I don't know. But I'm happy that I have these choices. That's kinda sappy, huh? But whatever, acting beats pumping gas.