Famous Quotes & Sayings

Rodney Carrington

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

Rodney Carrington

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

Roddy Doyle

When I was a kid, if you didn't speak Irish, you really wanted to. And you played Gaelic games and you didn't pay any attention to what was happening in the outside world, because really, Ireland was the center of the universe. And I don't think that's the case anymore. Although, admittedly, it is the center of the universe.

Rodney Dangerfield

I have three kids, one of each.

Rodney Dangerfield

I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.

Rodney Dangerfield

Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.

Rodney Dangerfield

We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.

Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

Rodney Dangerfield

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

Rodney Dangerfield

I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.

Rodney Dangerfield

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

Rod Blagojevich

Kids today are technologically sophisticated. In many families, they are far ahead of their parents

Rod Blagojevich

For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy pornography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy alcohol, we shouldn't allow them to go to stores and buy video games.

Robert Sternberg

I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well.

Robert Stone

I was under the influence of the early modern masters, Fitzgerald and Steinbeck and Hemingway, especially, when I was a kid. I reacted against writers like Barth and John Hawkes. I did not care for the post-modernist stuff; my allegiance was to realism.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Robert Pattinson

I actually quite like working with kids and I like working with animals, which everybody says you shouldn't do. It makes you feel like you're not acting, as soon as you have someone who's providing stuff to react to.

Robert M. Pirsig

The kid who is scared is the one the bullies go after. I used to get beat up pretty badly.

Robert Englund

Kids today don't watch a black and white movie.

Robert E. Howard

I'll say one thing about an oil boom; it will teach a kid that Life's a pretty rotten thing as quick as anything I can think of.

Wes Anderson

Kids are always open to anything. It's very rare that a kid isn't extremely eager to make you happy.

Wally George

I learned that kids in show business are so different from regular, average students. They would gather behind you and help you to succeed in any way possible.

Wally Lamb

When I was a kid... I needed to belong.

Walt Disney

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.

Walt Disney

It has that thing - the imagination, and the feeling of happy excitement- I knew when I was a kid.

Walt Disney

Adults are only kids grown up

Walt Disney

If you act like an adult when you're a kid you can afford to act like a kid the rest of your life.

Vito Fossella

If you're a retail investor, you have set aside some of your hard-earned money for investment or to create a nest egg, for your kids or family.

Vincent Cassel

I've always loved the idea of changing myself, wearing costumes and disguises. It takes you back to being a kid, to dressing up.

Saul Williams

I was fed by the music I listened to as a kid. Hip-hop fed me psychologically, spiritually, politically. I learned from that music.

Tom Osborne

We are probably hitting more this week than we ever have, just to see, ... We have 40 kids out there, and it is pretty competitive. So we have some kids we can put in, but they are going to have a lack of experience.

Tom Morello

In my own way, I was a rebellious kid.

Tom Hanks

I love my family and I love my kids, but when the moments come, it's not as though you can just substitute your own life with what you're doing on film. You have to go to some other place where it's bigger than your own life.