Famous Quotes & Sayings

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.

Bing Crosby

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

Brian Andreas

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

Coco Chanel

My friends, there are no friends.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

Samuel Butler

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

Andy Borowitz

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

A. A. Milne

Life is so much friendlier with two.

Agatha Christie

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

Alice Duer Miller

When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

Erma Bombeck

Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.

Jerry Seinfeld

Why would anybody want a friend?

Jeff Foxworthy

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

Christian Slater

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

Francis Bacon

Without friends the world is but a wilderness.

Gelett Burgess

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

George Herbert

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.

J. K. Rowling

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.

Horace Walpole

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

P. D. James

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.

Mark Twain

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Nicolas Chamfort

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.

Jon Foreman

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

Yasser Arafat

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.

Sally Phillips

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

St. Jerome

A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.

W. H. Auden

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.