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I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
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Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
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I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
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You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing.
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If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
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Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.
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Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
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Cows scream louder than carrots. Alan Watts
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The one who, having killed the serpent, released the seven rivers; the one who drove out the cows by undoing .. one who generates fire between two rocks, victor in battles, he, O people, is Indra. Rig Veda
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To be contented—that’s for the cows. Diana Vreeland
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As a child, when I lost things such as my precious pocketknife, I learned that if I prayed hard enough, I could usually find it. I was always able to find the lost cows I was entrusted with. Sometimes I had to pray more than once, but my prayers always seemed to be answered. James E. Faust
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The cows in Stella Gibbons's immortal 'Cold Comfort Farm' are named Graceless, Aimless, Feckless and Pointless, and that more or less is the verdict on 'Ocean's Kingdom,' the wildly hyped and wildly uninteresting collaboration between Peter Martins and Paul McCartney. Robert Gottlieb
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On her pages sacred cows become blustering pachyderms.
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Now, whether there are other issues as to it relates to issues like drinking and partying and those things, I've got no clue. But if it relates to sexual assault, they can search 'til the cows come home.
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I enjoy what I do very much, ... When I was a kid I helped my Dad with the cows on our farm. He was a school teacher, too. When I left home, for some reason he sold the cows we had always kept.
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I can do the PR thing until the cows come home. That's my nature. I never want to upset anybody. Cilla Black
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Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again? Spencer Smith
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I would say whisky or pills. Not both because that can have disastrous consequences. John C. Reilly
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The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill. George Clinton
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A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it. O. Henry
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Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure. Frederick Chiluba
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If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes. Homaro Cantu
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How does one control weight? By not overeating. How does one stay in shape? One plays sports. There are no magic pills here. Vladimir Putin
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Love exists in powder. Love exists in pills. We are all addicts. Pete Wentz
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Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass. Michael Nutter