Famous Quotes & Sayings

William Shakespeare

Thou whoreson, senseless villain!

William Shakespeare

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

William Shakespeare

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

William Shakespeare

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

William Shakespeare

Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born, To signify thou camest to bite the world.

William Shakespeare

I had rather chop this hand off at a blow, And with the other fling it at thy face.

Cecily Strong

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

William Shakespeare

Away! Thou'rt poison to my blood.

William Shakespeare

There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.

Jonathan Swift

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Benjamin Franklin

Learn of the skilful; he that teaches himself, has a fool for his master.

Horace

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment

Henry David Thoreau

Men have become the fools of their tools

Lin Wood

Only a fool would subject themselves to questioning by seven investigators as some sort of publicity stunt.

David Jason

Next week we will be millionaires (Only Fools and Horses)

Charles Portis

But I had not the strength nor the inclination to bandy words with a drunkard. What have you done when you have bested a fool?

Bible Bible

For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: / As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God.

Ben Jonson

Fortune, that favors fools.

Ray LaMontagne

My backstory is so tedious.