![I have an 800 [freephone] number now that I call if I get the urge to buy an airline stock. I call at two in the morning and I say: "My name is Warren and I'm an aeroholic." And then they talk me down.](/assets/img/quote-photos/i-have-an-800-freephone-number-now-that-i-call-if-i-get-the-urge-to-buy-an-airl.jpg)
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