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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
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He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
cancer sugar causes
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. Alan Perlis
cancer scary
It's a scary word, 'cancer. Alan Jackson
cancer illness bores
Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore. Alan Bennett
cancer light focus
A laser is a weak source of energy. A laser takes [only] a few watts of energy and focuses them in a coherent stream of light. But with a laser, you can drill a hole in a diamond or wipe out cancer. Al Ries
cancer return beats
I'm starting to understand that fear is like cancer - you can beat it back, but if it returns, it can be worse than ever. Darren Shan
cancer florida numbers
Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud. Dave Barry
cancer moving heart
The medical literature tells us that the most effective ways to reduce the risk of heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, Alzheimer's, and many more problems are through healthy diet and exercise. Our bodies have evolved to move, yet we now use the energy in oil instead of muscles to do our work. David Suzuki
cancer population affected
I was told 50 percent of the population gets cancer. Everybody is going to be affected. Catherine Hardwicke
cancer knees firsts
With Alexander's cancer, I was definitely brought to my knees for the first time because of the fear factor. Cathy Freeman
cures endure ifs
If there is no cure, you must endure. Brian Tracy
cures hard misunderstanding
Some misunderstandings are hard to cure. Barton Gellman
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Loving is the only sure road out of darkness, the only serum known that cures self-centeredness Rod McKuen
cures men
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. George Dennison Prentice
cures gloomy sentiments
One cubic centimeter cures ten gloomy sentiments. Aldous Huxley
cures given found
Where the wound had been given, there must the cure be found, if any where. Jane Austen
cures sort
I don't want 100 different cures of cancer. I want, you know, give me five. So if you had, you know, five medicines, you could do away with 90 percent of cancer. That's sort of my objective. I think we're going to do it. James D. Watson
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It is generally known, that he who expects much will be often disappointed; yet disappointment seldom cures us of expectation, or has any effect other than that of producing a moral sentence or peevish exclamation J. J. Johnson
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We must reverse this trend. Medical research plays a vital role in the discovery of treatments and cures for heart disease and stroke. It has yielded the medical breakthroughs we now take for granted.