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golf wanted realised
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
golf swings perfect
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. David Leadbetter
golf looks terrible
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
golf balls want
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. Dave Barry
golf self expression
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf. Dave Barry
golf hitting balls
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
golf talking interesting
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. Dave Barry
golf balls swamps
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
flags wave american-flag
If you wave a flag, make it an American Flag. Antonio Villaraigosa
flags hope next
We hope to have more flags next year. John Earl
flags gourds flag-waving
The infernal flag-waving after 9/11 nearly drove liberals out of their gourds. For the left, 'flag-waving' is an epithet. Ann Coulter
flags history stand taken trying
Those flags tell the whole story. We've taken a stand here. It's not because we're trying to grandstand, there's history involved, Ken Brown
flags imagine missed onto red site walking
I can't imagine someone walking onto that site and not having red flags go up. Someone missed this big time. Kurt Woerner
flags gone stories
A regime that wraps itself in the flag of truth fears truth most of all, for if its story is falsified to the slightest degree, its authority is gone. Orson Scott Card
flags industry job people revolution six
Our industry is going through another revolution cycle. Six Flags has just been sold. There are individuals and people in the job marketplace who haven't been in the marketplace in a while. Dennis Speigel
flags kidding kids red
Some of the things that kids will say in interviews, the red flags that are raised, are unbelievable. You'll say to yourself, 'You're kidding me, right?' And I will know: That kid is not getting in. Wendy Smith
flags red
Red flags should be going up to Missourians everywhere. Jack Cardetti