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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
sick interesting way
Hospitals should be arranged in such a way as to make being sick an interesting experience. One learns a great deal sometimes from being sick. Alan Watts
sick want republican
Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick. Alan Grayson
sick ifs dies
Don't get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.
sick people groups
Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything. Al Madrigal
sick
Where God is not glorified, that place is sick Aiden Wilson Tozer
sick rewards ifs
If you're sick, take your sick day. If you don't take your sick day, know what your reward is? You weren't sick - that was the reward. Chris Christie
sick darren said
Throw up whatever's making you sick, Darren," he said, "then get your behind back in here. Darren Shan
sick childhood environmental
Consuming three planets' worth of resources when in fact we have one is the environmental equivalent of childhood obesity - eating until you make yourself sick David Miliband
sick healthy rich
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick Dave Barry
teams
The other teams have left, and they're still not really back. We haven't left, and we're not going anywhere. Walter Leger
teams
We've already made the decision. Most teams put five, but we're going to put six. Alain Vigneault
teams three
When the three of us are on, we're really tough. There are not a lot of teams that can keep up with us when we play like that. Paul Davies
teams trying
We're just still searching, just trying to find out what teams are the best.
teams
Most teams that you have, they have one or two go-to guys. They've got a go-to team. Bernie Bickerstaff
teams top
Most of the teams at the top just didn't give up as much ground.
teams
When we started out as freshmen, we were ok, but there were other teams out there who were a lot better than us.
teams travel
Many of them play on the same travel teams and know each other well.
teams
SEC teams are going to make runs. That just happens. It's part of the game, man.