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golf wanted realised
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
golf swings perfect
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. David Leadbetter
golf looks terrible
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
golf balls want
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. Dave Barry
golf self expression
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf. Dave Barry
golf hitting balls
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
golf talking interesting
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. Dave Barry
golf balls swamps
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
heck
Where the heck have you been all year? J. J. Johnson
heck missed moving multitude quick ran releasing watching week worked
Watching film, (the problems) weren't anything major. It was just little missed assignments. We weren't releasing to the linebacker quick enough. We weren't moving our feet. We ran too wide. We had a multitude of little things that we've worked like heck this week to correct. W. S. Gilbert
heck
We're going to put on one heck of a show, Charles Hayward
heck hunting morning supposed
(We) were supposed to go hunting the morning he got killed. He was a heck of a hunter, a heck of a fisherman. James Byrd
hecklers gone elements
I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue. Billy Connolly
heckling rooms ratchets
Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax. Demetri Martin
heck people scoring
She's a heck of an athlete. We have to have diversified scoring where we get some other people some points. Tim DeBruycker
heck throwing
She pitched a heck of a game. Kristen is throwing very well right now. Kathy Smelstor
heck horses ran though
She ran a heck of a race. I though she could outrun those horses. I didn't know about the mud. Andy Leggio