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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
hardest reason
We have no idea what could have happened. The hardest part of all of this is that there is no reason for it. Roger Williams
hardest stills routes
I took the hardest possible route that you could take, and I still overcame and succeeded. David Allan Coe
hardest paying plane tickets
The plane tickets were $1,100 (each). Right now the hardest part is paying all of that off. Audrie Pattenn
hardest movies staying weight
The hardest part about making movies is staying the exact same weight every day and looking the same. Justin Timberlake
hardest stand
To stand there and do nothing on film is probably the hardest thing to do. Thomas Jane
hardest meet tried
We tried our hardest out here. We know what's on the line, and we want to be able to meet St. Thomas. Michelle Perry
hardest mostly open outfield spots three wants whoever works
We have probably two or three spots open right now. That is mostly with the outfield because the infield is pretty well set. The outfield is pretty much up for grabs so it'll be whoever works the hardest and we feel wants it the most.
hardest leaving
Leaving homosexuality was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
hardest shame sharon wilson workers
Sharon Wilson is one of the hardest workers in Ector County. It's a shame what has happened.