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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
tickets
Faith is the ticket to the feast, not the feast. Edwin Louis Cole
tickets magazines worst
I'm in the worst place you can be. I sell magazines and not movie tickets. Ben Affleck
tickets spots lottery-ticket
The center will not hold if it has been spot-welded by an operator whose deepest concern is not with the weld but with his lottery ticket. Donald Barthelme
tickets desperation lottery-ticket
Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation. Douglas Coupland
tickets limits speed
I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that. Amber Heard
tickets ways
We have to think of ways to redistribute tickets that are not going to be used. Dave Cobb
tickets concerts hard
It's hard to get concert tickets. John Hawkes
tickets world seems
Being a reporter seems a ticket out to the world. Jackie Kennedy
tickets intention dropping
I am 1,000 percent for Tom Eagleton and I have no intention of dropping him from the ticket. George McGovern
rage oppressed privileged
The rage of the oppressed is never the same as the rage of the privileged. bell hooks
rage
I suppose theres an anger in all of us. Some hidden rage that you keep at bay. Dominic Cooper
rage
What we fear we often rage against. Annie Proulx
rage streets
The rage on the streets is not the answer, Boris Trajkovski
rage break
The Hulk is rage personified, just, "I don't like something. Break it." And that's a great concept for a seven- or eight-year-old. Kurt Busiek
rage choke
When your rage is choking you, it is best to say nothing. Octavia Butler
rage mock gentlemanly
To rage and mock is gentlemanly, to grumble and whine is not. Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa
rage
I don't have life rage anymore. Christina Ricci
rage ends
When the end comes, I will meet it raging. George R. R. Martin