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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
working-very-hard enemy trying
Our enemies and our would-be enemies are working very hard at cyberterrorism... They're trying to level the playing field because they know they can't beat us tank for tank, plane for plane. Curt Weldon
working-very-hard community population
I did an expose of an institution for the population with developmental disabilities, and the institutions were closed as a result of the expose. Now the developmentally disabled are cared for in small community-based residences, and I've been working very hard over the decades to open as many of them as I can. Geraldo Rivera
working-very-hard perfect band
I hope to find the perfect band as well, I really do, and I'm working very hard to find that band. Vinnie Vincent
working-very-hard ducks water
Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I don't have to show that I am working very hard. Salman Khan
used glamorous used-to-be
I used to be more glamorous. China Chow
used used-to-be hairdresser
I used to be a hairdresser. Dee Dee Ramone
used process knows
Definitely directing is the thing I like the most because this is where everything you know can be used. It's the most personal process ever. It's the most demanding one, but again, rewarding. Diego Luna
used bother shows
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me. Dick Cavett
used used-to-be sceptic
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed. Dennis Miller
used competing
I used biomechanics to save time when I was competing. Edwin Moses
used available
I used practically all the money I had available. Bernard Ebbers
used
It's amazing what you can learn to get used to. Chesley Sullenberger
used horrible alcoholics
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker. Bob Saget