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golf wanted realised
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
golf swings perfect
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. David Leadbetter
golf looks terrible
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
golf balls want
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. Dave Barry
golf self expression
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf. Dave Barry
golf hitting balls
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
golf talking interesting
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. Dave Barry
golf balls swamps
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
layers foundation complexion
I layer my moisturizers, which makes my complexion so fresh, I can wear less foundation. Bobbi Brown
laying-down bones punk
We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. And the Chairman didn't make his bones laying down for punks... Dennis Miller
layers onions cry
It was what we Japanese called the onion life, peeling away a layer at a time and crying all the while. Arthur Golden
lay life love
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends. John the Apostle
lay
I go on benders where I just exercise like a maniac. And then I go on benders where I just can only take baths. Like, I have to lay down to bathe, and I could go on that for six months. Sharon Stone
layers higher
There's a magical layer of love that's laced, designed to take us to a higher place. Bootsy Collins
laying-down scripture love-one-another
To lay down one's life for the truth. Juvenal
laying life
For many, living a Christlike life every day may be even more difficult than laying down one's life. James E. Faust
lay pool
I didn't have a pool growing up, and we went to the beach to lay out and get sun. Erika Eleniak