Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Dickens

Nothingever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the onset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have a malady in the less attractive forms.

Charles Spurgeon

A religion that cannot stand a little laughter must be a very rotten one.

Alan Watts

There is no mission, nor interest to convert, and yet I believe that if this state of consciousness could become more universal, the pretentious nonsense which passes for the serious business of the world would dissolve in laughter. We should see at once that the high ideals for which we are killing and regimenting each other are empty and abstract substiutes for the unheeded miracles that surround us - not only in the obvious wonders of nature but also in the overwhelming uncanny fact of mere existence.

Alan Watts

Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.

Alan Watts

The point is seeing that THIS - the immediate, everyday and present experience - is IT, the entire and ultimate point for the existence of a universe. I believe that if this state of consciousness could become more universal, the pretentious nonsense which passes for the serious business of the world would dissolve in laughter...

Alan Watts

Real religion is the transformation of anxiety into laughter.

Alan Rickman

I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously.

Alan Alda

In the midst of the sense of tragedy or loss, sometimes laughter is not only healing, it's a way of experiencing the person that you've lost again.

Alan Alda

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself.

Nikolay Davydenko

I can keep playing, get a massage at the start of every set,

Dule Hill

I could spend a whole day at a spa. Id get a facial, a scalp rub, massages, then eat some grapes and be good to go.

Jeaniene Frost

He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?

Freema Agyeman

I only unwind at facials and massages.

Gerald R. Ford

It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world.

Hippocrates

The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day.

Eva Longoria

When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage.

Theodore Roosevelt

Speak softly, I'm getting my massage

Thomas Jefferson

Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today.

Charles Bukowski

Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer.

Evgeny Morozov

If you use your smart toothbrush, the data can be immediately sent to your dentist and your insurance company, but it also allows someone from the NSA to know what was in your mouth three weeks ago.

Melvin Johnson

If a patient is hard to fit, we will send a technician to the dentist's office. That's a big plus for the dentist and patient.

Joe Renfro

He is that good. He's a pretty tough young man and he's optimistic. He had one of his front teeth knocked out in practice the day before (last Friday), so we had to go find a dentist and get it fixed.

Richard Kessel

He's a dentist with a heart. You have to take your hat off to someone who volunteers to help people, like he did after the hurricane.

Don Evans

I was at a dentist for three hours yesterday. Between tonight and that, I'd rather go back.

E. Hicks

Now my husband jokes that if his dentist isn't within walking distance, he isn't going to the dentist.

Jerry Wainwright

That's probably how dentistry was in the 1800s, before they had anesthetics. That's how I felt.

Hugh Jackman

I have shocking teeth.... I'm being a little facetious-I just went to the dentist the other day, and he looked at my teeth and went, 'Oh, my God, you've got gray teeth.'